Funny Warhammer Gaming T-Shirt – Blood for the Blood God Cereal Parody Tee
Level up your wardrobe with this hilarious Warhammer-inspired gaming t-shirt! Featuring a ferocious Khorne Berserker enjoying a bloody bowl of "Khorne Flakes," this tee is perfect for fans of tabletop carnage, dark humor, and chaotic energy.
🩸 Bold Design Features:
Parody artwork with skulls, cereal, and a Chaos warrior mid-rage
Iconic phrases: Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Milk for the Khorne Flakes!
Printed on premium black fabric with crisp, vibrant detail
🎮 Perfect For:
Warhammer 40K fans, gamers, and Chaos followers
D&D players, nerds, and fantasy lovers
Convention-goers, streamers, or everyday mischief-makers
👕 Product Details:
100% cotton – soft, breathable, and built for comfort
Available in sizes L – 3X (unisex fit)
High-quality DTG (direct-to-garment) printing – no cracking or peeling
Lightweight and tag-free for easy wear
🧼 Care Instructions:
Wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang to dry. Keep the chaos fresh.
💸 Satisfaction Guarantee:
We offer a 100% money-back guarantee if you're not happy with your purchase.
However, if you're rude about it, there will be a 25% restocking fee—because even Chaos has boundaries.
🎁 Makes an Epic Gift:
Perfect for any gamer, Warhammer fanatic, or fantasy fan who knows breakfast is serious business.