Get ready to report for duty... on the toilet.
This Call of Doody: Boot Camp Blaster parody t-shirt brings military humor to a whole new level! Featuring a hilarious drill sergeant caught in a bathroom battle, this tee is the perfect gift for veterans, pranksters, and bathroom comedians alike.
✅ Made from 100% breathable cotton for all-day comfort
✅ Available in sizes L to 3X — because everyone deserves a funny flush
✅ Professionally printed with vibrant, long-lasting ink
✅ Focus Keyword: funny military t-shirt
Whether you're dropping jokes or just dropping bombs, this tee has your six.
💯 Money Back Guarantee:
If you’re not satisfied, we’ll refund you — as long as you’re not rude about it. (Seriously, don’t be a jerk. If you are, we’ll refund 75% to cover a restocking fee.)