Suit up for duty (bathroom duty) with this hilarious "Call of Doody" parody t-shirt. Featuring a brave soldier holding the line — and his nose — this graphic tee is the perfect gag gift for veterans, gamers, and toilet humor lovers.
100% Cotton for breathable, all-day comfort
Available in Large to 3X for a relaxed fit
Printed design on high-quality fabric for vibrant colors
Great gift for military friends, pranksters, or fans of crude humor
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Add this tactical toilet tee to your collection today. When the mission gets messy, make sure you're dressed for it!
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